Scenario: Stacey and her mother are at home having dinner.
Characters: Stacey, Mother
Stacey: Mom, do you think my boobs are too small?
Mother: What?
Stacey: My boobs. You know, I was thinking about... an operation.
Mother: WHAT?
Stacey: Mom, please, give me a sec.
Mother: No no no, I won't give you a sec. You just turned 18!
Stacey: But mom, it's BECAUSE I AM 18! I can decide by myself!
Mother: Stacey, there are just too many reasons why this is not good.
Stacey: Which ones? Mom, today these operations aren't dangerous anymore...
Mother: It's not only that! First of all, why do you want bigger
boobs? Who told you that they're small? I think they're perfectly fine.
Stacey: I see the looks of the guys. They only stare at the other girls! They don't look at me at all!
Mother: And what? You don't need some boy that looks only at your boobs!
Stacey: But mom, it's like if I was invisible!
Mother: Haaaangh... And where do you get the money for such an operation?
Stacey: Emmm...
Mother: You didn't even think about it?
Stacey: No, er, yes, I did! I thought I could save some money...
Mother: SOME money? Do you even know how much an operation like that
costs? A little summer work won't be enough to pay something like that!
Stacey: Well, if I do the operation then all the guys will follow like
if they were my pets! And then I'll easily get a loaded boyfriend and
all the problems are solved.
Mother: Oh yes, Stacey, you're a genius! I didn't know you have such good ideas!
Stacey: You see!
Mother: Stacey, ARE YOU STUPID? THAT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA... Oh my god...
Stacey: That's a terrible idea? And that lawyer you're dating lately? You aren't doing it because of his money?
Mother: STACEY, HOW DARE YOU...
Stacey: And now that I think about it... A little surgery would do you well, too...
Epilogue: Only one of the two survived that dinner...